Owning the entire 1957 edition Junior Classics Storybook Series for 22 years and opening for the first time today.

10/10

I live in my parents basement and I must admit it’s pretty badass to have a little man cave where I can sleep and blare Noothgrush at 3 in the morning while my parents are catching up on some Z’s. BUT whenever a girl walks into my bedroom the first thing they see is the terrible attempt at graffiti on my red bookcase. The second and most amazing thing they catch is the ENTIRE 1957 set of Junior Classics on that same disgusting bookshelf. I don’t know who these things belong to or where they came from, but since I can remember they have just been chilling out in our Cosandium mansion of quaker radness. I strategically placed them in the middle shelf so anyone who dares to look at my blizzard of shit will see them right away, IN ORDER FROM ‘FAIRY TALES AND FABLES’ straight through to ‘POETRY READING GUIDE INDEXES’. Hell yeah. Not only did I dust them off this morning, but I didn’t even read a single story. I literally skimmed through all of them to see the pictures. They have some pretty good pictures. I feel good about myself.

- SC