8/10

As some of you may or may not know it has been said that director David Yates has included something “special” for the last Harry Potter movie that wasn’t entirely specified in the book. Through the somewhat vagueness of the article, the final thought you are left with is that if you see this movie you will see Daniel Radcliffe naked in some way, shape, or form. We won’t see his junk obviously…we will probably see his ass though. The mere idea of this wasn’t appealing and was already humorous until I looked at the comments,  which are both frightening and funny. Hope Daniel Radcliffe doesn’t read them. (Alternate title for review: What the fuck is wrong with people?)

Posted by rita, Thursday, December 10, 2009, 3:14 pm i can hardly stand to look at his face, much less his butt. ew 

Posted by Viola, Thursday, December 10, 2009, 6:35 pm What dream with Harry and Hermione?!?!?Please, no nekked Daniel Radcliffe! He’s ugly enough as is, Harry doesn’t deserve to be treated this way. shudders NO. We don’t need to see that. No more smut in our beloved books! 

Posted by pawiba, Friday, December 11, 2009, 1:39 pm If you saw EQUUS, you know Radcliffe looks great naked and has an enormous scrotum.The human body can be a beautiful thing. There’s nothing to fear in its exposure. Unless the body in question is a really, really, unusually hideous body. 

Posted by hopscotch, Friday, December 11, 2009, 3:54 pm how about this. harry is a super hero that can SMELL crime. im thinking it would go a little something like…crime. penetration. And then he smells crime again, he’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and so on and so forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends. if there is sex i want penetration. (note from reviewer: wtf is this dude talking about?)

Posted by Nameless, Friday, December 11, 2009, 4:16 pm Emma Watson looks like SHT !Showing her face on TV is by far more offensing than Harry Potter having sex with anyone. 

Posted by SAMANTHA, Friday, December 11, 2009, 4:43 pm THIS IS A TRAVESTY!!!111!!!111Emma Watson shoullld not be nake d 

Posted by FUCK YEAH, Friday, December 11, 2009, 6:53 pm FUCK YEAH LEMME SEE DEM TITTAAAYYZZZ 

Posted by Stuart Hannig, Friday, December 11, 2009, 9:11 pm If it’s emma watson..I wouldn’t mind seeing her cauldron! Want to see if her magic pussy is shaved or not lol 

Posted by Xbignuts666, Saturday, December 12, 2009, 2:22 am bring on the tits and dick babyyyy, quit whining and prepare for the first harry potter film that has some quality.