December 2009
8 posts
How Well I Slept Last Night
4/10 Lets just say I have slept better. It took about 2 hours in total to finally fall asleep, but as I started to drift off, suddenly an image of a dog-spider hybrid popped into my head and ruined everything. Suddenly, I was wide awake because of this absurd visual. I continued to try to fall asleep but it seemed as if all night I was in this weird half-sleep/half-awake state. It has happened...
Alone and Hard
Here, we have a guest essay submitted for review by a dear friend:
So now that my finals are over I’ve begun to get the pervasive feeling that I’m not getting graded enough. In that spirit, I’m asking the denizens of the Burger Salon to rate my essay. I think this essay is amazing, and that it represents an incredible amount of analysis and insight, but then again...
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Reaction comments to an article revealing that...
8/10
As some of you may or may not know it has been said that director David Yates has included something “special” for the last Harry Potter movie that wasn’t entirely specified in the book. Through the somewhat vagueness of the article, the final thought you are left with is that if you see this movie you will see Daniel Radcliffe naked in some way, shape, or form. We...
My Idea for a Powerviolence Cover of the...
5.5/10
Yesterday, while driving in a part of town with which I am not too familiar, an enormous billboard caught my eye. It depicted a generous helping of run-of-the-mill pizza and wings surrounded by a green, white, and red border. I didn’t catch what the billboard was for, but the combination of the pizza, wings, and colors — which I hadn’t yet registered as those of the...