September 2010
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RoccoB64 youtube channel favorites
9/10
Who is Rocco? Who cares. What does matter are the numerous videos he decides to favorite on youtube. I have seen some of the greatest things in real life. The Grand Canyon, the birth of a child, but nothing compares to Rocco’s favorites on youtube. Rocco’s favorites are like herpes, you just want to share them with the whole world!
The videos for the most part are comedic,...
August 2010
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July 2010
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June 2010
1 post
Car Trouble and the Case For Compact Discs
7/10
My car window got busted a week or so ago and my friend and band mate’s 80 gig Ipod was ripped off. They didn’t seem interested in my Sabbath tape for some strange reason. Anyway, I’ve been having to drive my sister’s smoking hot ‘95 Toyota Corolla, complete with World Peace,Tau Beta Sigma, and ‘Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History’ stickers....
April 2010
5 posts
Red stuff all over my body.
Red stuff all over my body.
6.5/10
It is normal for people to get eczema when the weather starts to change because of a basic allergic reaction. Everybody knows that. About a month ago I started getting what I thought was eczema on my legs. Normal shit, whatever. Well it hasn’t gone away. It’s still hanging out, just mellowed out and shit… Reading a book on the lawn outside...
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Being Out of the Loop
6/10
Being out of the loop has it’s perks. For instance I don’t know who this Bieber dude is. So much so that I might have not spelled his name right. I see his name everywhere and I don’t know who or what he is. He could easily be a political pundit, but the fashion in which his name is used leads me to believe he’s someone else. Truthfully though Bieber inspired me to...
March 2010
2 posts
My Idea Involving a Cross-Promotion Between Steve...
6.5/10 So I was visiting a mall in Brooklyn the other day to look at things in Guitar Center with my friends Quinn and Benji. We were under time constraints, as we had to be elsewhere to see a movie, but we had passed a Cold Stone on the way into the mall, so we set aside the time to get something from our favorite overpriced-but-delicious ice cream chain. As we walked from Guitar Center to Cold...
January 2010
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December 2009
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How Well I Slept Last Night
4/10 Lets just say I have slept better. It took about 2 hours in total to finally fall asleep, but as I started to drift off, suddenly an image of a dog-spider hybrid popped into my head and ruined everything. Suddenly, I was wide awake because of this absurd visual. I continued to try to fall asleep but it seemed as if all night I was in this weird half-sleep/half-awake state. It has happened...
Alone and Hard
Here, we have a guest essay submitted for review by a dear friend:
So now that my finals are over I’ve begun to get the pervasive feeling that I’m not getting graded enough. In that spirit, I’m asking the denizens of the Burger Salon to rate my essay. I think this essay is amazing, and that it represents an incredible amount of analysis and insight, but then again...
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Reaction comments to an article revealing that...
8/10
As some of you may or may not know it has been said that director David Yates has included something “special” for the last Harry Potter movie that wasn’t entirely specified in the book. Through the somewhat vagueness of the article, the final thought you are left with is that if you see this movie you will see Daniel Radcliffe naked in some way, shape, or form. We...
My Idea for a Powerviolence Cover of the...
5.5/10
Yesterday, while driving in a part of town with which I am not too familiar, an enormous billboard caught my eye. It depicted a generous helping of run-of-the-mill pizza and wings surrounded by a green, white, and red border. I didn’t catch what the billboard was for, but the combination of the pizza, wings, and colors — which I hadn’t yet registered as those of the...